John Patrick Jordan Movies

Straight-laced nerd Alistair moves into a college dorm with hardcore marijuana users, who order an old giant bong that proves to have strange magical...

Larnell and Luanne travel to South America in search of an antidote to the deranged effects caused by taking hits off of the malevolent Evil Bong.

When an evil alien bong crashes on Earth, Luann, Larnell and their other pals soon discover its evil intent: full-blown global domination!

Three college buddies search for sex in the summer holidays and end up starting a successful whorehouse.

When he's finally given a chance to go legit by opening a restaurant, Rabbit can't stop himself from sliding back to his old ways. With EeBee as his M...

On their way to Mexico, six students are stranded in a small town where years before a tragedy took place.

Lou Diamond Phillips plays a hyperbolized version of himself known as the elusive and mysterious ‘LDP’ – a renegade, spirit guide, life coach characte...

A warrant brings Marshal John Breaker and Deputy Bugle Bearclaw, cross-country to deliver a dangerous criminal. But, when they make a stand on behalf...

Rabbit has escaped the Evil Bong’s World of Weed, and has opened a topless bowling alley. When his old friends, Larnell and Sarah Leigh stop by to hel...

Serial killing cookie, Gingerdead Man, tracks down the lone survivor of his murderous rampage, who unleashes the Evil Bong once again.

Twenty-seven-year-old free spirit Tanner Easley has a plan to help his twenty-five-year-old workaholic brother, Kyle, lighten the hell up. When Kyle d...

In Colt Lake Tennessee, Sam Evans tackles a meth epidemic. He is sidelined on arrival of Bobby Gaines an undercover agent. Despite Evans local ties, G...

A sequel to Music High, Fearless is a teenage beach bathing suit Musical-Comedy, filled with plenty of gorgeous gals and guys on the beach re-imagined...

With Larnell, Sarah Leigh, Rabbit, Velicity and a lobotomized Gingerdead Man trapped in her dastardly web of weed, the Bong World, for good, EeBee the...

Carved from a lifetime of experience that runs the gamut from incarceration to liberation, Dog Eat Dog is the story of three men who are all out of pr...

In a big mansion, a scientist has been experimenting with humans and animals, mixing their DNA together.

Christmas works its magic in this body-switching holiday tale about two very different moms who find that help is where you least expect it, and most...

Three young women from a parallel universe play a blind date reality game that culminates in the euphoric Flashout. They get trapped on unfamiliar pla...

Follow The Gore Collector as his arcane adventures into splatter cinema and through the seventh circle of hell drag him BACK to the bunker, where it a...

1930s Hollywood is reevaluated through the eyes of scathing social critic and alcoholic screenwriter Herman J. Mankiewicz as he races to finish the sc...